12-09-11 Muscle Milk

Working in the media field we get a lot of products dropped off or sent in. Which means, I get to try a lot of stuff I would never ever buy. Most of the stuff that’s brought in is crap. Potions like 5 Hour Energy, Neuro Drink, Red Bull, etc. The 5 Hour Energy was by far the worst thing I have ever tasted in my life.

Not only does 5 Hour Energy taste horrible, but it also gives you explosive diarrhea and the weirdest headache. Neuro Drink actually was pretty good. I don’t know if it made me smarter or sexier or stronger (or any of the other monikers they have), but it tastes palatable. Red Bull same, it isn’t awful as long as you dilute it 1 to 1 with vodka.

But I digress, the real point of this posting is the Muscle Milk girls that came in today. The Muscle Milk gals had all sorts of flavors to try and so I grabbed a Muscle Milk Light – Cafe Latte flavored one. Tastes like a caffeinated version of Ensure. Not horrible really. The real fun part is the 20-35 grams of protein each of these have in them. And everyone knows what happens when you drink these protein drinks. You’re really just ‘borrowing’ the protein…

I work with a bunch of small petite ladies who were downing the Muscle Milk like crazy. I fear they’re going to be in for a surprise here when the 30 grams of protein they just consumed has decided it’s got other places to be. Good luck ladies!

5 thoughts on “12-09-11 Muscle Milk

  1. dont have google+ anymore so cant “+ 1” this. however you are right little ladies with explosive diarrhea is always funny. &heart;